Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Twisted Dialogue (aka- The "Good" Friend)

A: I want to die. Right now.

B: Why would you do that? I don't think that's a good idea.

A: I do. I just don't like my life. It's not as euphoric as I imagined it to be. If I can't be happy, what else is left?

B: I don't think anyone's life is that ecstatic. Why else would we live such self-destructive lives? But, I think if you learned to love a little more inclusively, life wouldn't feel so empty.

A: Why can't you just love and support my decision like a real friend?

B: Well, as long as you are comfortable with it... I won't judge.

*A falls*

B: Wait.. you forgot your parasol.

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