Tuesday, March 4, 2008

List of Lily's Loopies

1.) Don't offer a sweater or jacket (scarfs ok)
2.) Don't whisper in her ear
3.) Analogies are a bad idea
4.) Puns are a worse idea
5.) Cream roses are the best. White roses are awful (there is a HUGE difference)
6.) Don't touch her face. She's far too ticklish.
7.) Quotes are incredibly not personal - therefore not real.
8.) "Go Away!" doesn't really mean go away, especially when you are in the middle of The Ghetto around midnight.
9.) She's afraid of heights.
10) "She's Always a Woman" by Billy Joel is "basically her favorite song..."
11.) You can't win. It's not allowed.
12.) How's it going to end?
13.) (Like this)...

3 comments:

Katie Johnson said...

She sounds picky.

Brandon said...

Hmmm. "She's Always a Woman" is a great song. Listening to it right now actually.

Anonymous said...

Oh - your a sweet one.